Wonder-ful

Have you ever wondered...
1) why the weirdos (mentally unsound people who scold or talk to themselves) have to sit or stand beside YOU in the train or bus

2) why the cabs disappear the moment YOU are the next in line for cabs

3) why you will have a feeling that you'll lose during a card game, and YOU WILL lose

4) why the bosses will hand YOU the shit task when everyone else is eligible for it too

5) why YOU always sit beside or near someone who has no consideration for others in a cinema

6) why the atm machine will turn faulty when it is YOUR turn

7) why YOU always have to encounter weird cabbies or cabs with a strange smell

8) why YOU never win any contests, lucky draws or lotteries

9) why YOUR food is served last (most of the time) when you dine out in a group

10) why YOU are always caught at the wrong moment by the wrong people for the wrong reason???

If there is a "Yes! Me too!" to the above points, YOU are not alone!